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View Poll Results: wu member whod make the best pornstar
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Old 06-03-2014, 03:26 PM   #1
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ive been thinking about different wu members as pornstars for a while (yes homo).

lets be honest, its not working for wu from a musical angle they should've celebrated their 20th anniversary with the wu corp porno movie showing how they grew (yes homo) into the famous rappers they became today.

heres my thoughts on them

RAEKWON-he would make a shit pornstar. hes too fat but also very egotistical. similar to how he thinks hes bigger than the wu hell also think hes the star of the show so hell constantly keep making the camera focus on him and youll have to be forced to watch so gigantic amorphous mass sliding up and dwn like a slimy slug on some poor woman.

RZA-a fantastic pornstar whether bobby digital or rzarectah. hes got crazy energy and massive enthusiasm which will lead to crazy good sex. this type of rza would be the best http://m.foxsportsradio.com/articles...mohr-12353247/ especially when he orgasms.

and I don't care that people say hes got bad acting, his acting is almost at the level of porn acting so he can pull it off. also he can add music to and direct and write the porno (again his directing and writing is almost at porn level standards)

OL' DIRTY BASTARD-hed be similar to sasha grey. all im gonna say is I respect that shit but its too much for me, I cant handle it. obviously hed be the king of extreme hardcore porn.

GHOSTFACE KILLAH-like RZA he has sheer enthusiasm which is a massive plus but I think hed be the funniest pornstar ever witnessed, in an unintentional way ofc. I imagine that when he orgasms hell start squealing like in "I cant go to sleep" whichd be very funny. also if he fucks like he says he does in wildflower there could be some very intense scenes. I also think he might do some weird dancing as he fucks like in the "mighty healthy" video.

theres also a good chance he can do some gay scenes which is an added bonus.

INSPECTAH DECK-for some reason I cant imagine him having sex plus he never even tried fucking his mad big titted stalker so overall I think hed be disappointing.

I still think deck would rightly fit into the porno though as the pizza delivery guy/plumber/whatever watching the sex. Remember what method man said:

"Inspectah Deck, he's like
He's like that dude thatta sit back and watch you
Play yourself and all that right?
And see you sit there and know you lyin'
And he'll take you to court after that
Cuz he the Inspectah"

don't think he should take anyone to court in the porno tho.

MASTA KILLA-hes similar to deck, in that I cant imagine him having sex. hes too monkish or something and is probably celibate these days. don't think hed make much of a pizza delivery guy either cuz hes a vegetarian and will probably get offended

METHOD MAN-hes obviously just good at sex overall. very handsome, very charismatic and im 95% certain hed have a massive cock. the only problem is he doesn't have that slightly weird touch that I like in my porn, but fuck it, hed shine at the mainstream shit.

GZA-this guys another one who I cant imagine having sex. hes too monkish and, nowadays, hes too much into science. I can imagine all the wu tang talking about crazy sex stories and fantasies and gza suddenly chirps in telling them how science has provided a way for fertilisation to take place without sex which means that STDs will no longer be a worry. and then hell say how very exciting it is. and then stoney-eyed silence will descend upon the room.

ive also noticed that when gza smiles its always a nervous smile and he always looks intently at things. both of these would scare the female and kinda dampen the whole mood, but then again gza gets very quietly passionate about things so he could do alright if he studied the kama sutra.

U-GOD-he always should've been a pornstar. everything about him is perfect. the moustache, his pimpish 70s hats and his clothes, his cockiness, his weird personality and most of all those weird dance moves he does and even just his regular movements. hes light skinned as well which the bitches will love. he probably even has a massive dick. he should've never been a rapper, if he became a pornstar he would've became THE GREATEST PORNSTAR OF ALL TIMES.
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RAEKWON-he would make a shit pornstar. hes too fat but also very egotistical. similar to how he thinks hes bigger than the wu hell also think hes the star of the show so hell constantly keep making the camera focus on him and youll have to be forced to watch so gigantic amorphous mass sliding up and dwn like a slimy slug on some poor woman.
Since Rae likes features so much, he'd be THAT guy in orgy videos.

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RZA-a fantastic pornstar whether bobby digital or rzarectah. hes got crazy energy and massive enthusiasm which will lead to crazy good sex. this type of rza would be the best http://m.foxsportsradio.com/articles...mohr-12353247/ especially when he orgasms.
Dunno about him...

You know what's gonna happen next, right?

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Post-fisting.


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Most male black porn stars seem to come off as creepy and slightly retarded, so Cappadonna.
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im also beginning to wonder if deck watches girls strum themselves in peep shows and whatnot

"Inspectah Deck, he's like
He's like that dude thatta sit back and watch you
Play yourself and all that right?"
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Masta Killa's niches include MMF & ghost sex.



Freakier than you figured huh?

Shallah's into helicopter sex. He be on that fly shit.
http://www.vulture.com/2008/02/raekw...f_dude_wh.html


Ghost's porn...


ODB in the tease scene...
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1 rae cant physically have sex hes too fat
2 rae cant fly in a helicopter hes too fat
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and I don't care that people say hes got bad acting, his acting is almost at the level of porn acting.
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also he can add music to and direct and write the porno (again his directing and writing is almost at porn level standards).
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I still think deck would rightly fit into the porno though as the pizza delivery guy/plumber/whatever watching the sex..
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Holy fuck. I don't care how crazy that bitch is. Any guy who wouldn't fuck the living shit out of her is a lot crazier.
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She's probably a freak in the bedroom, too. She looks like the kinda chick who is open to lots of experiences.
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