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Old 06-19-2014, 03:00 PM   #1
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Exclamation Wu Corp assemble and attack!!!

This crazy blonde done kidnapped my dog cuz I told her to stop stalking me.



My girl and I are in distress. Just look at how happy the three of us were only last month!


Ah, happier times!

Now look at how that criminal mastermind (further) gayified my dog. Ew, that fugly feminine collar. And don't go telling me that's not mascara on those whiskers!



Since those noobs living opposite her hardly constitute the goon squad I need to exact my vengeance I am hereby calling on all outraged law-abiding citizens posting on these here forums to assemble and form a gangbang punishment squad in order to let this chick know she done took it too far!

I have already ordered my copy of Cappa's 'Hook Off' to play in the background as we let this chick know what time it is. As you can tell, I am willing to go to great lengths to make this oversexed stalker pay for her sins.

Please register below and explain how exactly you would be of assistance during our all out assault.

All participants will be rewarded with a commemorative medal and a picnic at our place.

WU CORP FORM LIKE VOLTRON!
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Old 06-19-2014, 03:11 PM   #2
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Old 06-19-2014, 03:17 PM   #3
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Thats Kaley Cuoco
That's what she muttered every time the god passed by but these crazy chicks will say anything. Just ask CJ & Ironman, you can't trust these hoes.

Enough with the technicalities Pai Mei, can I count on you or not?

I mean, this delusional chick showed up everywhere in the house.

The horror when we woke up to this one morning...


Couldn't get to our socks so we were both late for work...


Blocked the way to the washing machine...


Showed up at the freaking swimming pool every other day...



Even showed up at the office once, so embarrassing.


Wu Corp, you gotta help a desperate Euro out. Main_Man, you out there?
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Old 06-19-2014, 04:11 PM   #4
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Old 06-19-2014, 04:39 PM   #5
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Old 06-19-2014, 05:26 PM   #6
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Old 07-01-2014, 08:07 PM   #8
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Old 07-01-2014, 08:50 PM   #9
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Old 07-01-2014, 08:52 PM   #10
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Old 07-01-2014, 09:10 PM   #11
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Old 07-02-2014, 04:31 AM   #12
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Haa! I have to admit, that was a good one.
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